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THE
GOOD
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Yes,
this weird character that director Tim Burton and star Johnny
Depp have created looks a lot like the NOT GUILTY Michael Jackson:
The dark pageboy, the costume, the high heels, the white face,
the strangely pitched voice, the severe anorexia, and the fascination
with recreating Candyland. But there is one big difference that
sets Willy Wonka apart from MJ. more... |
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THE
BAD
FANTASTIC FOUR
Rabid fans of the comics will be disappointed to see their beloved
superheroes ridiculously portrayed and, even worse, directed
like wooden idiots on the big screen. For the rest of us it
was pure hell. Get this! Only one of the Fantastic Four is happy
to have superpowers. The others grumble and complain. What makes
them so fantastic? I’ll never pick up a FANTASTIC FOUR
comic book. more... |
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THE
UGLY
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
KINGDOM
OF HEAVEN takes place in France in 1184, placing it in the vicinity
of the Third Crusade, conducted by Philip Augustus, King of
France, and Richard Coeur-de-Lion. French blacksmith Balian
(Orlando Bloom) has just lost his wife to suicide following
the death of their infant son. She is now in Hell. Suddenly,
a Crusader appears, Godfrey of Ibelin (Liam Neeson). He proclaims
himself Balian’s father. He invites Balian to join him
on the Crusade to recapture the Holy Land and to claim wealth
and stature as Godfrey’s heir. Balian’s mom never
mentioned a dalliance with a nobleman or his legitimate right
to his father’s lands and title. Instead, she allowed
him to eek out a peasant’s living as a blacksmith. more...
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